My Ranting.... because i have to pee

[james ignotus potter]

Okay, so here I am, sitting at my Internship and guess what. I. Have. To. PEE!!!!! YES! I have to use the little girls room! Okay, so no big deal, right? Just go to the bathroom.

WRONG!!!

Nothing is that simple when it comes to me. NOTHING. Merlin I wished it was, but it wasn't. And now I'm falling into my James Potter character. Mmm, I might actually use that to my advantage. OKAY, so anyways, enough my my ranting there . . . HAHAHAHA! You thought my ranting was done? Woah, you are weird.

Yeah, My page, My journal, I'll rant how ever I want....

...And with it let me say
Let me say
HOLD ME NOW
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE....

...I am a vision
I am justice
never thought I could love!...

Okay, I have two songs there. Damn it YouTube. Ah well. We all love it. Okay so ANYWAYS back to my story. You know, the one about the little girls room. Yeah, that one.

So like I said, I have to go to the bathroom. So.... why don't I just go to the bathroom?

BECAUSE I CAN'T!!! THAT'S WHY! I. CAN'T!

The goddamn forsaken bathroom doesn't work! SO I'm at my Intern till about like 8 tonight, and Unable to use the loo. This wouldn't be a problem. . . . if it weren't for one some, rather LARGE problem that I just don't feel like saying at the moment because that's PRIVATE but you've probably already guessed it and this sentence is turning into one hell of a long runon and i reallydon'tcarebecausei'msofuckingpissedandnowi'mjusttolazytohitthefuckingspacebareventhoughitslikeRIGHTtheresonotonlyaminothittingthespacebari'mstillwritingthatlongassrunon.

Now that I can officially say that my English teachers would be appalled at what i just did and would reprimand me for it... I really have no idea where i'm going with this so i guess i'll leave it at that.


PEACHES!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I'M GOING NUTS!!! IF YOUR OUT THERE YOU NEED TO SAVE ME!!! AND BECAUSE I'M SO FRICKIN BLAH I'M ALSO GOING TO POST THIS ON isbid AND THIS IS GOING TO LOOK EXTREMELY WEIRD BUT THIS IS ORGINALLY ON MY DEVIANTARTS PAGE (if you want my account just ask ^^). I ALSO NEED MY LILY!!! BECAUSE IF JAMES DOESN'T HAVE HIS LILY THAN HE'S NOT REALLY JAMES!!! HE'S . . . . Okay, so I don't know what he'd be, but it wouldn' be James.

[sirius cygnus black]

HOMG!! PRONGSIE!!! DONT DIE!!! *carries portalet over* T^T peaches misses you too!!! *super hero pose*

[marlene scarlett mckinnon]

My condolences. Truely, I've been in such a position before. On a 24 hour plane to China, but -all- the toilets had a line (pretty much the whole time, because it was a humungous plane), and I was too frickin lazy to get up, because you have un-buckle, or whenever I tried, the seat belt light came back on because of turbulance, and... it was -really- bad. Cramps. Needing to pee like a race horse. Terrified as heck because it was the first time ever traveling internationally by myself. Everything that could possibly happen to a woman that's bad, happened. Worst. Flight. Ever. The only way it could've gotten worse was if I threw up, which thankfully didn't happen.

So I guess the point is, it happens to all of us at least once in our life.